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Cliff
Clavin:
Like all Women
108k, 9 Sekunden
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Ah, just like all women. If their not turnin' down your
proposal of marriage, they're, they're accusin' you of
suspicious behavior in the lingerie changin' room. |
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Correct me
107k, 9 Sek.
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Cliff:
So, ah, correct me
if I'm wrong there Doc, but that's from the
ah Machiavellian Cubist era
isn't it?
Frasier:
No Cliff, but, uh,
thank you for participating just the same. |
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D-N-A
205k, 18 Sek.
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Cliff:
The very letters
"D-N-A" are an acronym for the words
"Dames are Not Agressive."
Diane:
They stand for dioxyribonucleic acid.
Cliff:
Ah, yes, but uh
parse that in the latin declention and uh
my point is still moot. |
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Frasier
Crane:
Same Business
71k, 9 Sekunden
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Roger, please! I'm a psychiatrist, you're a minister; we're
both professional men, we're in the business of helping people.
Don't make me hit you! |
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Windpipe
193k, 17 Sek.
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I can't tell you the how many times I've felt my own hands
around her windpipe...strangling her...fingers tightening...
cartiledge snapping... and uh, I'm a respected psychiatrist. |
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Buying Houses
49k, 6 Sekunden
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Frasier:
You know, I've
seen this sort of thing a lot.
Rebecca:
What,
people buying houses for no good reason?
Frasier:
No,
desperate women like you, grabbing at straws. |
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Lilith
Sternin:
Conan
102k, 12 Sek.
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Frasier is not an easy man to live with. He's
obsesively-compulsive about neatness. The sex is good, but he
pouts unless you compliment his performance. Fortunately, his
male ego can be satisfied with a simple "Thank you, Conan." |
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The Slut
123k, 15 Sek.
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Lilith: Yes I
read the letter, you licentious quack, and what
facile tripe it is!
"We both need time to grow, to
develop as people."
Who is the slut?!
Frasier:
She's no slut! Uh, what slut? |
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Ernie
'Coach' Pantusso:
Problems
119k, 10 Sek.
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Coach: So
you're a psychologist, huh? You know, our jobs are
a lot alike.
Psychologist: You mean because we both listen to
people's
problems all
day?
Coach: Well, there's that too. |
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Accident
59k, 5 Sek. |
Have an accident
Sam, or you just glad to see me? Haahaahaa!
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